RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
when you make nuts your whole personality
RT @DJClownAbortion: “gregs masturbate after sex. the most dominant gregs masturbate the most. the more partners, the more they masturbate.…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
“gregs masturbate after sex. the most dominant gregs masturbate the most. the more partners, the more they masturbate.” @wokkax3, probably
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
RT @NicoleRPrause: Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners…
Squirrels masturbate after sex. The most dominant squirrels (scoring closer to 1) masturbate the most. The more partners, the more they masturbate. Why? Scientists think it is a form of genital grooming, like urinating post-sex, keeping everything running!
RT @Bean_of_Boston: “…masturbation could function as a form of genital grooming.” Suuuuure https://t.co/cNGrSJz4NU
“…masturbation could function as a form of genital grooming.” Suuuuure https://t.co/cNGrSJz4NU
RT @miya_warrington: @Ratatosk4 @Dwarf_Mongoose Okay, but Cape ground squirrels are auro-fellating 😳 https://t.co/HWsUKgiuTW
@Ratatosk4 @Dwarf_Mongoose Okay, but Cape ground squirrels are auro-fellating 😳 https://t.co/HWsUKgiuTW
@mrwtffacts Yup, as discovered through science. https://t.co/TgozZh7u1K
@IFLScience The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel https://t.co/m8pdcdu1Q4
@kaha_katarzyna A tak na marginesie warto dodać - skoro Kościół tak dumnie się obnosi z "naturalnym" czy też "biologicznym" porządkiem rzeczy - że masturbacja jest spotykana powszechnie w przyrodzie, nie tylko u naczelnych, ale nawet u gryzoni. https://t.
@MonWit07 Dzień dobry! Jest nawet taki artykuł pt. "funkcja adaptacyjna masturbacji u afrykańskich wiewiórek", z którego wynika, że wiwór masturbuje się po stosunku celem redukcji ryzyka zakażenia chorobą weneryczną. 🤷♂️ full text: 🔹 https://t.co/1Ph1
A reference for today's very unexpected fact: -Masturbation in Ground Squirrel (Waterman, 2010: https://t.co/sTL3k1EaIN) If you have any rodent facts (preferably no images if the fact is like today's) that you'd like to share as a part of #YearoftheRatFac
RT @MatiasPandolfi: @jaimeraulmolina The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel https://t.co/rq7nOaffyG
@jaimeraulmolina The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel https://t.co/rq7nOaffyG
RT @MatiasPandolfi: Los machos de las ardillas Xerus inauris se masturban después de copular para reducir el riesgo de contraer enfermedade…
RT @MatiasPandolfi: Los machos de las ardillas Xerus inauris se masturban después de copular para reducir el riesgo de contraer enfermedade…
RT @MatiasPandolfi: Los machos de las ardillas Xerus inauris se masturban después de copular para reducir el riesgo de contraer enfermedade…
RT @MatiasPandolfi: Los machos de las ardillas Xerus inauris se masturban después de copular para reducir el riesgo de contraer enfermedade…
Los machos de las ardillas Xerus inauris se masturban después de copular para reducir el riesgo de contraer enfermedades de transmisión sexual. El hábito de la masturbación es más frecuente en machos dominantes, que copulan más, que en subordinados. Paper:
RT @Neurotweeps: @lilykerrigan @ContraPoints What I’m saying is that the only time you should watch porn is when you’re falling down the pi…
@lilykerrigan @ContraPoints What I’m saying is that the only time you should watch porn is when you’re falling down the pit of self. And the only thing you can do to stop your fall is grab hold of your own penis. -@marcmaron (https://t.co/zqG0otxkoi) http
RT @otama_jacksy: @fatheroftanuki リスも自慰するんたけど、自慰することによって感染症を防げるんだって https://t.co/CecKpVlsaR
RT @otama_jacksy: @fatheroftanuki リスも自慰するんたけど、自慰することによって感染症を防げるんだって https://t.co/CecKpVlsaR
RT @otama_jacksy: @fatheroftanuki リスも自慰するんたけど、自慰することによって感染症を防げるんだって https://t.co/CecKpVlsaR
RT @otama_jacksy: @fatheroftanuki リスも自慰するんたけど、自慰することによって感染症を防げるんだって https://t.co/CecKpVlsaR
RT @otama_jacksy: @fatheroftanuki リスも自慰するんたけど、自慰することによって感染症を防げるんだって https://t.co/CecKpVlsaR
@fatheroftanuki リスも自慰するんたけど、自慰することによって感染症を防げるんだって https://t.co/CecKpVlsaR
RT @ZukashiT: @jyouhou_syusyu そうなんですねえ。リスでもするらしいので、割と広範囲なのかもですね。 https://t.co/8G9xGDM2R7
@jyouhou_syusyu そうなんですねえ。リスでもするらしいので、割と広範囲なのかもですね。 https://t.co/8G9xGDM2R7
Anti-onanist John Hunter coined the terms “secondary” (e.g. peacock’ tail) and “primary” (e.g. peacock’s gonad) sexual differences, terms adopted by Darwin in his big sexual selection book (and, onanism itself is probably a result of sexual selection https
Some days work feels like, well, just a lot of work. Other days I get to read about masturbating ground squirrels and bat fellatio. https://t.co/xI5meDaYuw https://t.co/AqpmH82R3Q
Masturbation as #safesex - who needs #stirio17? Or contraception for that matter/ @cbpolis https://t.co/a8ZddwKAjM
Squirrel masturbation. Unexpected. https://t.co/f3oq571nvH
Was checking for #STI #stirio17 & it's from actual #science https://t.co/ZdGmfyKc58 https://t.co/6ncwIejwiI
リスってマスターベーションするのか……知らなかった#PLOSONE: The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel https://t.co/Ryc92Xm3l2
動物の性行為。 コウモリのフェラチオ⇒https://t.co/Lv4vbhQmNL ヒグマのフェラチオ⇒https://t.co/yzi7ThqOXo リスの自慰⇒https://t.co/66RTVifiSu コウモリのクンニ⇒https://t.co/9TQkhaqPPc
Told you you wouldn't go blind @_Squirrel01 http://t.co/PgSdko1W71
@Martenface http://t.co/KR25iMxnRe let's have some ground squirrel fapping instead.
Es el onanismo adaptativo? http://t.co/bc23I6pPaE
squirrels are promiscuous little bastards #sciencesaysso http://t.co/WOhWxJjLEr
squirrels are promiscuous little bastards #sciencesaysso http://t.co/WOhWxJjLEr
squirrels are promiscuous little bastards #sciencesaysso http://t.co/WOhWxJjLEr
@vzlatanov Забрави и за космите и за нафтата. Днес ни вълнуват: http://t.co/X4FkcvzJyi
Wonders may never cease: ‘The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel’ http://t.co/POdqII5aR5
Yes, this is a real paper: The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/0x4kDrT0ez
Ardillas se masturban después de copular tal vez como forma de limpiar la uretra de gérmenes y prevenir infección http://t.co/MJeHhKcLtl
El otro día mi profesor estaba leyendo esto: http://t.co/cO3jE4HT #ArdillasPajeras
Perhaps, like me, you woke up wondering about the adaptive significance of squirrel masturbation? http://t.co/yL0WV8Te ←thanks @AmberFirefly
Link here http://t.co/EV48luNS lol! http://t.co/K2arPeV6
I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
RT @tomhouslay: I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
RT @tomhouslay: I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
RT @tomhouslay: I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
RT @tomhouslay: I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
RT @tomhouslay: I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
RT @tomhouslay: I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
I might make a last-minute change to what paper I present at journal club tomorrow, because SQUIRREL WANKERS http://t.co/sfAEMvR3
RT @pathogenomenick: I always thought squirrels were complete wankers http://t.co/8lRHKGGp via @BioMickWatson
@odwyerrob Haha almost as funny as watching squirrels masturbate. http://t.co/CSaNvLo7
Vital, hard-hitting research: The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/XlptFkVj
Bloody hell, this PLOS ONE paper pretty much just perverted squirrel porn (especially the data collection section!) http://t.co/MuKGjSOY
RT @pathogenomenick I always thought squirrels were complete wankers http://t.co/OtyAbSh5 via @BioMickWatson
When we move over to article-level metrics those who work on masturbation will be the undisupted kings of science http://t.co/8lRHKGGp
I couldn't bring myself to read the research method: Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous Squirrel http://t.co/ZYQuow4d
When we move over to article-level metrics those who work on masturbation will be the undisupted kings of science http://t.co/8lRHKGGp
I always thought squirrels were complete wankers http://t.co/8lRHKGGp via @BioMickWatson
"Masturbation rates were higher in dominant males" http://t.co/A1vqVYAd
#PLOSONE:The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/X0eXrLY2 Haha,"cryptic sexual selection"
What a 36-yo science nerd reads on a Friday- Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/IZFuyoWr
Perhaps the single greatest paper in the history of science: http://t.co/YTUZHstX from @MitchFraas
What a 36-yo science nerd reads on a Friday- Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/IZFuyoWr
What a 36-yo science nerd reads on a Friday- Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/IZFuyoWr
And with this scientific article I bid you goodnight.Adaptive Function of Masturbation in Promiscuous African Squirrel http://t.co/MjBGx5su
Masturbating squirrels? This paper is making my day. http://t.co/p56vQ1dq
What a 36-yo science nerd reads on a Friday- Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/IZFuyoWr
What a 36-yo science nerd reads on a Friday- Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel http://t.co/IZFuyoWr